Headline:Brother and Sister Are Poons;Turn Into Wild Animals

To the best of the investigator's knowledge, two young siblings in McLoud, Oklahoma recently were changed into wild possums after being "Poons". An official J.P. definition of "Poon" is: any brother or sister who is being a) a goose,
b) an eeiot, c) a funny cha racer, or d) any just having a good wholesome time.